imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
we should paint friendship bongs
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