I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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