I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
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