pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
How was dinner with ur grandparents?
I was really blazed and scared they'd catch me, so when they asked about my day I was concentrating really hard on not saying smoking that instead I honestly said "Well, I had sex on your pool table, Nana."
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
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