Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
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I drank myself into bisexuality again.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
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Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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