The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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