I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
no more duck duck goose at the bar
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
he just fucked me for my cheese..
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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