I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
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He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
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Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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