why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
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I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
This is my gift to your gina
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How early is too early to study with margaritas?
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
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