I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
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