Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
Randomize
