Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
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