I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
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