oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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