that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
Woke up with a treasure map of my room stuck with sticky tape to my ceiling. followed it and found $75 with a note saying; "eat this if we're invaded"... I'm never getting stoned again
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We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
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As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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