Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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