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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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