Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
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