one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
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