He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
Help. Why am I so naked?
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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