Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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