you win again, gameday.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
I don't know what weirder, the fact that I flat out said "I thought I deleted you from facebook" or that she responded with "I just hacked your account and readded myself". Never thought I'd say this but I wish drunk me would stop making friends!
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
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