Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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