Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
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