The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
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It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
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That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
i need to put some appletini on your dick
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
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