I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
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I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
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Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.