My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
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