garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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