need another drink. this is the easiest way
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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