Do you still have your period?
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
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we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
Oh, fuck yeah. I swear I came with every bite. Not even joking. Messiest meal ever.
Wow, thanks for ruining pizza for me. I didn't think it was possible.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
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I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
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