For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
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I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
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Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
Right now, millions of people are waking up to get ready for work, start their day, and be productive members of society. I just found a 40 stashed in my fridge. I'm getting daybreak drunk. Zero fucks are given.
Isn't being unemployed beautiful sometimes?
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
no dude he sent me cemetery flowers, i know it. they are half dried out roses in the shape of a cross, seriously. and he is not religious. so he robbed a freaking grave site for me. am i like an accessory to grave robbing now??
damnit this is what you get for dating guys with neck tattoos
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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