he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
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