you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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