gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
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