Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
My liver just had a heart attack.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
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