I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
Holy shit, Uber is testing a service to summon an ice cream truck.
Bring me the penis of the founder so I may endlessly fellate him. Or cunnalinge. I don't discriminate.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have fence marks all over my body
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
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