Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
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