Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
A very confused plastic surgeon just called. Apparently I called asking how much it costs to get a vodka funnel installed straight to my brain...
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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