The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
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I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
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Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
It looked like Halloween in bed... BECAUSE HE BIT MY PUSSY AND I BLED ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. THEN HE FELL AND BROKE HIS TOE. AND THEN PASSED OUT WHEN HE SAW ALL OF THE BLOOD.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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