on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
My dinner guests were so drunk they never realized that I inadvertantly put Frosted Mini Wheats on the salad instead of crutons.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
Randomize
