You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
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I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
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How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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