OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
i can't believe i had my finger in that
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
Randomize