So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
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Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
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Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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