Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
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im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
I woke up to a text that said, "I can see you but can't get in." It was the pizza delivery guy who saw me passed out drunk on the floor through the front door.
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What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
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