Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
Randomize
