so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
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