She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
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You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
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Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
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