rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
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I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
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I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
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