I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
Randomize
