I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
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My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
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they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
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