So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
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He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
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I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
You know you're drunk when you're apologizing for your asshole at 4am to the toilet. Eat shit habanero bbq sauce, you've ruined my life.
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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