see... this is why i put birth control in all my friends drinks
wait.... you do what?
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
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IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
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Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
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