Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
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come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
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Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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