what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
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You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
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Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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