THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
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he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
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we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.