Ambien. No doubt about it.
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
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chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
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What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? ðð